A Short List Of Skills I'd Like to Master or Actually Learn in the First Place

01) HTML, CSS, Perl and XML
02) Cooking
03) Shooting my Longbow
04) Making my own Arrows
05) Basic First Aid
06) Speaking Fluent Spanish (and possibly French or Japanese)
07) Cunnilingus
08) Car Repair
09) Knowing all my Scales, Chords and Keys off the top of my head
10) Rolling a Cigarette with One Hand
11) Yoga
12) Tantra
13) Staying In Shape
14) Field Stripping and then Re-Assembling an AK-47 while Blindfolded
15) Knowing what to do with a Unix prompt (and possibly a DOS prompt)
16) English Grammer
17) Touch Typing
18) Writing Narrative Fiction
19) Acting
20) Being Independantly Wealthy
21) A+ Certification
22) Aikido (or possibly Brazilian Ju-Jitsu)
23) Interpersonal Skills
24) Film Making
25) Getting a Film Funded
26) Dealing with Critics
27) Speed Reading
28) Making a Living Doing What I Love
29) Making a Difference
30) Making a Really Great Cup of Coffee