Streaming Consciousness...

Imagine getting high quality Stream of Consciousness
wherever you go!

Inspired by Real Networks, makers of the popular RealPlayer application that streams audio and video over the internet, I am pleased to announce that Stark Raving Software, a subsidiary of Stark Raving Industries, will be offering its own internet plugin that will offer high quality streaming consciousness directly to your computer's web browser. Just download and install our forthcoming StarkRaver into your favorite browser and you can enjoy long-winded rambles, wandering subject matter, and other frivolous content MIME-types in the comfort of your own home. This new service is possible due to our breakthrough time-compression scheme. Our proprietary technology allows us to condense so much drivel into a few short paragraphs that the reader feels like it takes "forever" to get to the point.

We will soon offer similar versions of StarkRaver developed for internet equipped cell phones, wireless enabled PDAs and internet accessible refrigerators. StarkRaver is expected to be released as a free service with a pay service to follow that will offer additional features, such as random visual images, stretched analogies and jarring juxtaposition. No final pricing has been established but our marketing department says that it should be in the neighborhood of "our CEO's rent divided by the number of our subscribers."