Talk Hard

One of my longtime favorite web comics, R.K. Milholland's excellent Somthing Positive did a great strip today about the greatest piece of Nerd American exploitation ever witnessed since New Line Cinema greenlighted Peter Jackson's childhood dreams. Witness:

Ask The Tech Girl

This new service is seeking open minded female techies to provide tech support with a more personal touch... a more sensual approach... a more 10 minutes / $2.95 per minute kind of service. I glanced around the site a bit, and thought that this was the best profile for a techie on call at the moment:

Tina-

Call me up and ask about Adobe GoLive, Adobe PageMaker, Macromedia Flash, Macromedia Director 7, Macromedia Fireworks, HTML, DHTML & JavaScript,PowerPoint, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Illustrator, CorelDraw & Corel Photopaint.

Aside from tech, I'm also an accomplished woodworker and fitness trainer.

Call me and let's talk about everything from design concepts to muscle training & nutrition and everything in between!

Call me now! :-)

Tina

Jeez... How am I supposed to compete with that in today's job market?